...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
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She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
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My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I need to align my fucking chakras
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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