Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
This is classic penis vs brain.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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