Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
