No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
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WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
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You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
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It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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