Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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