Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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