I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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