quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
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I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
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AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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