I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
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Dignity is for republicans.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
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You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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