Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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