I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
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Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
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I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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