k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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