Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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