You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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