Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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