Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize