even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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