Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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