as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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