omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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