I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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