Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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