Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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