I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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