Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
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