oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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