I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
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even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
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All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.