I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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