His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Randomize
