All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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