We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
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Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
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That dog was the best thing i ever touched
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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