question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
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Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
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I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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