Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Randomize
