Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I'm both gender and math confused
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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