Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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