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(386): View more from Florida

you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt

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(239): View more from Florida

so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.

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(716): View more from New York

just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night

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(253): View more from Washington

There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.

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(646): View more from New York

If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better

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(402): View more from Nebraska

It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.

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(253): View more from Washington

Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?

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(732): View more from New Jersey

You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways

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