he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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