Joe is yelling at the trees again.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
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just got booed by the entire restaurant.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
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Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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