Whod you bang
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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