Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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