Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
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Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
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I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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