She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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