i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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