just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
I know her cup size but not her name....
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