I hate your face
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
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when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
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He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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