whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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