i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
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She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
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A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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