Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Randomize
