break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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