yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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