even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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