another moral hangover. fuck.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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