white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
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The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
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Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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